Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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