Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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