just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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