Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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