Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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