just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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