I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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