Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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