in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
sex in a hospital.. check
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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