Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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