the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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