so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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