I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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