I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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