i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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