Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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