that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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