I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Acid is not a monday night drug
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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