Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
It's Friday. Sex?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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