Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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