So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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