I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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