i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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