It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I understand Curling. That high.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
