Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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