To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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