We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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