Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Randomize
