I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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