I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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