I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Come on in and take your pants off
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