sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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