do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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