I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
