new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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