Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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