that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
