therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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