Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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