Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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