yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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