i permit you to call me
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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