no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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