sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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