On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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