jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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