do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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