walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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