You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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