Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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