her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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