at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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